Have you ever….

Eaten a sandwithcunder a streetlight wt.t.ith your car door opwn and just been on. display for ypur best friends neighbkrs? Its a sight I wpuld tgi k. It gets creepy when yoy have to look back and forth down silent long dimly lit streets. oh flr dick sake! WJATS THAT!?!?!, oh never ming it was the elote guy . . at 2:30am? CONSPIRACIES!!. bUt let me get summa dat corn man.

Anonymous said: Do you play cachet?

What in THEEE hot fuck is a catchet!?

My friends xbox is all kinds of hacked and im an idiot but what I really want is to just play some classic Street Fighter.

Anonymous said: Hey Fuck face

Oh baby, I love it when you talk dirty!!! Wait….is this in regards ro one of those posts that said someshit about someshit with fuckface and attraction?

Xanax….

I really like tgat shit man. its just wonderful wiyh a fre 40’s a half bottle of Maple Jim Beam (Which I stamd by it toooooo motherfucking sweet.) ((I did however come up with my favorite drink ever using tonight so I cant really bw that mad haha)) Now Drunken Burnout with Mike Level by level on a hacked 1st gen xbox….I didnt think my njght was gonna be this awesome. Battleground was Meh….Thats for tge few WWE people that follow me. If you saw it What’d you think?

Ok away nkt gamning with alcoholic bwverages and hwrbal supplements begims now! Fuck autocuntekt……yep.

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malformalady:

The ‘skin writing’ art of Ariana Paige Russel.Of her condition Russel says — “My skin is very sensitive and I blush easily. I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”

malformalady:

The ‘skin writing’ art of Ariana Paige Russel.Of her condition Russel says — “My skin is very sensitive and I blush easily. I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”

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laughingsquid:

An Image of Cookie Monster Appears in a Cooking Pot of Pasta